"WMZRT NEWS AT NOON"
*cue music*
"Good afternoon. I'm Martha Smith. Today, we have a special report, happening now in a small, remote, sometimes called "hickish" town in Pennyslvania. Boyertown was last on our station when a farmer was robbed of his tractor. *pause* It is reported that two girls are running wild through the halls of Boyertown Junior High West at this time. No one knows how to stop them or why they are on this rampage. Our reporter Bob Jones is live on the scene. Bob?"
"yes martha. im here with the principal of the school, mr. g and the superindent of boyertown schools, dr. m. mr. g., what do you have to say on this matter?"
"well bob i must say that we never expected anything like this from joanna manthey. she's been on the high honor roll every quarter in her three years with us. she is involved in music in many ways and has contributated in many ways to our school. all the teachers and most of the students are quite shocked. no one saw this coming."
"yes...but our reports say that there are two girls...who is the other one?"
"well...*looks embarrassed*...we really cant tell you that at this time. she seems to have slipped in...supposedly in joanna manthey's purse this morning. we have some rumors flying around that she is actually joanna's best friend, goes to daniel boone, and is here to "deal with" some problems. but these are all rumors."
*hours later*
bob: "martha, we have confirmed reports that the two girls who were wrecking havoc on the school are in police costudy at this time."
*cue video of gym scene*
"this is a video of when the girls were finally cornered in the gymnasium of the school, where this whole mess started. the trail of destruction they left behind is dizzying. it is reported that at least 15 students were injured in the gym itself. also there were about five other people throughout the school that were taken down. they seemed to know already who they wanted to go after. makes you wonder..."
*camera zooms in on two girls standing in the middle of the gym, armed with hockey sticks, but looking quite innocent, while the swat team moves in.*
"it has been confirmed that Erica Hamel is the accomplice in this crime. she does in fact go to daniel boone and has been known to be a trouble maker before. some teachers are saying that no good has come of her close friendship with Joanna Manthey. some are even considering the possibility that Joanna was brainwashed by Erica. neither girls' parents have been able to be reached. no word yet on any charges or lawsuits. we'll keep you posted. from boyertown pennsylvania, im Bob Jones. back to you martha."
"thank you bob. in other news there was a five car pile up at..."
THE END
:NOTICE:
please note that everything in this story is completely fictional and made up in the minds of ERICA DANIELLE HAMEL and JOANNA SHARON MANTHEY. some real names and places were used for the purpose of making the story exciting and moving it along. but the actually story line is not true. thank you.
4 comments:
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i am speachless.
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i am without speach.
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hehe!
and btw... it's "reeking havoc"
ur SPEECHLESS.
and my mom told me that it was spelled that way so blame her. =]
whet es wrung weth meh speling? Eye finde everytinguh koruct en meh wurld! end thit's ell thet maturs!
:D
grr.
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