Lighthouse Theory

for a while now, i've had this plan.

i am going to be a bitter old spinster living in a lighthouse by the sea.

i shall own assortments of pets to keep me company.

megan mcglinchey will be joining me in my spinster(ish)(ness)(hood).

i will work at walmart, handing out the happy-smile stickers and scaring the little children.

i will also work at mcdonalds and hand out happy meals while spouting off random facts of how obese kids are these days and how they're all gonna DIE!!!

im excited.

=DDD